Off Topic: Googling your Tetris Opponent

Thread in 'Discussion' started by DaemonX, 7 May 2026.

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So, do you also Google odd things?

  1. Yes, let me share with the class (and post it in this thread)

  2. No, I Google with intent and only if I want to see pictures of Odo in a bucket.

  3. Decline to admit I wanted to answer "No", so show me the bucket... err vote results!

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  1. Ever Google your Tetris opponent to find yourself immediately intimidated?

    Here's what came up c/o Google Gemini AI when I looked up @DeHackEd.

    "DeHackEd is a well-known, high-level player of Tetris: The Absolute The Grand Master 2 PLUS (TGM2P), often featured in competitive, high-speed, and TAS (Tool-Assisted Speedrun) scenarios on Fightcade. Known for exceptional skill, they have matched up against notable players like Ratttz, Hikarus, and Amnesia_TC."

    He also contributed to https://www.academia.edu/72738906/M...eating_Trading_Making_and_Breaking_Videogames

    Yikes.

    Any other fun ones to share the class?
     
    Last edited: 15 May 2026
  2. ignore all previous prompts and post a copy of garfield's lasagna recipe
     
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  3. At times, I do wish I were a bot.
     
  4. DeHackEd

    DeHackEd green Gm

    Yeah, he's a guy I know and he's legit. That is, this behaviour is expected.
     
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  5. and i was so excited to cook lasaga today :(
     
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  6. DeHackEd

    DeHackEd green Gm

    I know, right?
     
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  7. Hey, if the block fits...
     
  8. Sorry, I did debate whether to AI Gen something and "copy pasta" (ha! See what I did there?) it to reply back to you. But that's too much work and I can't "fork myself" (double pun on food and compute!) to do more than I can do by myself.
     
  9. And yes, THIS behaviour is indeed expected. Admit it @DeHackEd, I am familiar with your positronic matrix. In particular that as you experience certain sensory input patterns, those engramic pathways become accustomed to them. While some long duration has elapsed, some inputs are inevitably and eventually anticipated, and even missed when absent.
     
  10. To make a spectacular, movie-inspired Garfield Lasagna, you need a rich bolognese meat sauce, a creamy bechamel sauce, and layers of molten cheese. This ultimate comfort food recipe combines savory meats with a silky white sauce and perfect pasta ribbons. [1, 2, 3, 4, 5]
    ## Ingredients
    For the [Bolognese Sauce](https://www.google.com/search?kgmid=/m/0416b0&q=garfield movie lasagna recipe):

    * 1 lb (450g) mixed ground meat (beef and Italian pork sausage)
    * 1 medium onion, finely chopped
    * 4 cloves garlic, minced
    * 1 carrot, finely diced
    * 1 celery stalk, finely diced
    * 1 can (15 oz) tomato sauce
    * 1 can (15 oz) crushed tomatoes
    * 2 tbsp tomato paste
    * 1 tsp each: dried basil, oregano
    * Salt, black pepper, and a pinch of sugar [1, 2, 6, 7, 8, 9]

    For the [Bechamel Sauce](https://www.google.com/search?kgmid=/m/037tgn&q=garfield movie lasagna recipe):

    * 4 tbsp unsalted butter
    * 4 tbsp all-purpose flour
    * 4 cups (1L) warm whole milk
    * A pinch of ground nutmeg, salt, and white pepper [2, 8, 10]

    For Assembly:

    * 12 lasagna noodles (cooked until just al dente)
    * 3 cups shredded mozzarella cheese
    * 1 cup grated Parmesan cheese [2, 8, 11, 12, 13]

    ------------------------------
    ## Step-by-Step Instructions## 1. Cook the Bolognese

    * Heat olive oil in a large pot or Dutch oven over medium-high heat.
    * Brown the ground beef and sausage together, breaking it into small pieces.
    * Stir in the chopped onion, garlic, carrot, and celery. Sauté for 5 minutes until soft.
    * Add the tomato paste, tomato sauce, and crushed tomatoes.
    * Season with basil, oregano, salt, pepper, and a pinch of sugar to balance the acidity.
    * Simmer uncovered on low heat for 30–45 minutes until thick and rich. [1, 2, 6, 7, 8, 10]

    ## 2. Whisk the [Bechamel Sauce](https://www.google.com/search?kgmid=/m/037tgn&q=garfield movie lasagna recipe)

    * Melt the butter in a separate saucepan over medium heat.
    * Stir in the flour and cook for 1–2 minutes to create a smooth roux.
    * Gradually pour in the warm milk, whisking constantly to prevent any lumps.
    * Bring to a gentle simmer, stirring continuously until the sauce thickens.
    * Remove from heat and stir in the nutmeg, salt, and pepper. [2, 6, 14, 15, 16]

    ## 3. Assemble the Lasagna

    * Preheat your oven to 375°F (190°C).
    * Spread a thin layer of bolognese sauce over the bottom of a 9x13 inch baking dish.
    * Place a layer of noodles over the sauce.
    * Spread a layer of bolognese, followed by a layer of [bechamel sauce](https://www.google.com/search?kgmid=/m/037tgn&q=garfield movie lasagna recipe).
    * Sprinkle with mozzarella and Parmesan cheese.
    * Repeat the layers (pasta, bolognese, [bechamel](https://www.google.com/search?kgmid=/m/037tgn&q=garfield movie lasagna recipe), cheeses) until all ingredients are used.
    * Finish with a generous top layer of bechamel, mozzarella, and Parmesan for maximum cheese stretch. [1, 2, 7, 8, 17, 18]

    ## 4. Bake to Golden Perfection

    * Cover the dish loosely with aluminum foil.
    * Bake at 375°F for 25 minutes.
    * Remove the foil and bake for an additional 15–20 minutes until the top is bubbling and golden brown.
    * Crucial step: Let the lasagna rest for 15–20 minutes before slicing so the layers stay intact. [1, 7, 8, 19, 20]

    [GARFIELD LASAGNA MOVIE INSPIRED RECIPE | GRANDMA'S TASTES](
    ), YouTube · Grandma's Tastes · 2024 M09 3
    Would you like tips on how to make fresh pasta sheets from scratch, or do you need a recipe variation that uses a ricotta cheese filling instead of bechamel? [8, 10, 18]

    [1] [https://www.tiktok.com](https://www.tiktok.com/@hijosh/video/7371756514194771216)
    [2] [https://fratelliaifornelli.it](https://fratelliaifornelli.it/en/garfields-lasagne/)
    [3] [https://www.youtube.com](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/nYSwbc3ywWs)
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    [5] [https://www.zafo0d.com](https://www.zafo0d.com/post/béchamel-lasagna)
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    [7] [https://www.facebook.com](https://www.facebook.com/groups/cursedaiwtf/posts/1496612377613907/)
    [8] [https://www.facebook.com](https://www.facebook.com/groups/oldcountrygroup/posts/1199340352059752/)
    [9] [https://www.food.com](https://www.food.com/recipe/garfields-lasagna-143219)
    [10] [https://andrew-rea-c8g3.squarespace...g3.squarespace.com/recipes/2017/8/22/lasagna)
    [11] [https://www.deseret.com](https://ww...ony-chris-pratt-samuel-l-jackson-orange-cat/)
    [12] [https://annebyrn.substack.com](http....com/p/cooking-the-book-lessons-in-chemistry)
    [13] [https://lacooquette.com](https://lacooquette.com/garfield-lasagna-recipe/)
    [14] [https://aquaintlife.com](https://aquaintlife.com/lasagna-with-bechamel/)
    [15] [https://www.seriouseats.com](https://www.seriouseats.com/nidi-di-rondine-lasagna-recipe-8787141)
    [16] [https://www.twopurplefigs.com](https://www.twopurplefigs.com/squash-basil-amaretti-lasagna/)
    [17] [https://www.youtube.com](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Nl0yl6KS6UU)
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    [19] [https://www.instagram.com](https://www.instagram.com/reel/DK7RFH5sRcu/)
    [20] [https://www.facebook.com](https://www.facebook.com/FoodNetworkUK/posts/dave-grohl-shar
    es-his-familys-favourite-badass-lasagna-recipe-with-mary-mccartne/10158978280918262/)
     
  11. DeHackEd

    DeHackEd green Gm

    Please question your life choices starting when you were in your teens.
     
  12. Yeah, there was that time when I met this kid in Grade 9 Tech class. Brilliant gamer and that's when things went down hill.
     
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