A lot of people would claim that those parts of the Guideline that first showed up in Tetris Worlds (2001) are a joke. (Remember c_t's "wonderful bullshit" post?)
So a man walks into a bar and says.... "Where the hell were you when I needed you???" ...I'll get my coat.
Needing a bar? I'm afraid that's a DDR joke In my opinion, Tetris lends itself better to sight gags (e.g. Tetris scenes in Family Guy and Simpsons) than to jokes.
Two Z pieces are sitting at the bottom of a well. The first one says "Everyone really hates us, huh?" The other one says "OH MY GOD, A TALKING Z PIECE!!!"
Why was TGM3 sent to the doctor? Because it had red I. Why did the T-Spin cross the road? It didn't just cross, it imperial crossed.
Tetris Ninjas. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZrs8ZCO ... re=related Tetris joke.....? OK, what happened to the I piece when he saw an opening to create a 4-line tetris? an errection (bad joke, sorry)
Old one, but.. So hitler is on the roof of his house with jewish prisoners. He turns to one of the prisoners and says, "You! Jump like this, with your arms this way." The jew jumps off the roof and breaks all his bones. He turns to another one, "You! Curl up into a ball, and jump right next to him." The jew jumps off the roof and breaks all his bones. "And now you..." Hitler's wife is calling from inside... "Adolf! Dinner!" "Awww, but I didn't even get to tetris yet!"
